10.16Dear Leftist Media Elite
You’re doing it wrong. See, you’re supposed to big a big single-minded boogeyman that declares Obama the winner so he can abort babies and replace all our hard ‘C’s with ‘K’s. (Amerika, get it? Like, soviet-style?)
But how can you be a big boogieman when Chris Buckley (a real conservative, thank you very much) endorses Obama and gets sacked for it? Was he always a covert leftist? Maybe his dad was too, I mean think about it, the guy was CRAZY smart, and that’s not very Joe Six Pack.
God, this is hilarious.
(The Wall Street Journal can only get morons like Karl Rove to write political columns anymore? Where are your Nobel Economics laureates? Oh. Right. Sorry. Congrats, Paul Krugman.)

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