Your Troll-Fu Is Weak, Bill Kristol

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/06/opinion/06kristol.html?partner=permalink&exprod=permalink

See, for most of us who use the Intartubes more than as a horseless telegraph, someone like Bill Kristol would show up, squeeze of some moronic non-sequitur passed off as a point of view, and immediately be dismissed as a troll. At the New York Times, the guy gets a regular column.

Ah, sweet New York Times. Look, if you insist on showing that you’re not a shill for the left (which I don’t think you are), you have to get an actual conservative, not some raving moonbat. David Brooks is fine! He only sounds like a lefty lately because you’d have to be out of your everlovin mind to think that the administration or congressional Republicans have a single decent idea right now.

But Bill Kristol? Why not trot out Rush and Malkin and say “see, we’re giving equal time?” It’s disingenous. He’s a drooling moron. Just print excerpts of old Goldwater and Buckley and hope that a real conservative shows up someday. In the meatime, nuke the system and start over.

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