Contact
email: simon{at}berserker-rage{dot}com
To spam successfully, send to my USC email address instead. That crap will let anything through, unless it’s from someone actually from USC.
aim: simonulacrum
It used to be SimonKingOfGeeks and I put it in my syllabi. I had a boss who saw that and thought I was telling students that my aim in life was to be the king of the geeks. I was criticized for not being a serious enough professor. I changed jobs. Later I changed my screen name, but only because I lost all hope of recovering the password to the old one. I like this one better anyway.
meat: 318 McMaster College, USC Department of Art, Columbia, SC 29208
I love my office. Send me things to put on the walls.
vox: 803.777.9158
Don’t use this. Seriously. You’ll never get to me that way.